welcome all to the most recent of a line of highly cathartic, and highly forgettable, memoirs that i have participated in. do not worry, i am much less intelligent than i once was, so you should have no trouble keeping up. i expect that i will use this site sporadically for a few months before forgetting my password and moving on to the newer, shinier digital me. but for now, i will wallow in the revelry that is an imaginary audience to my inner psychoses. i am a post-renaissance man, in that i am well educated and good at nothing, so expect to see a plethora of nonsensical poems, novellas, philosophical meanderings, and half truths designed to make me look either more or less pathetic than i really am. the truth is i am afraid of myself, because i am utterly unremarkable.
highly intelligent, overly ambitious teenager gets his heart broken and allows his distress to ruin his life. drops out of college, starts shit minimum wage job, and gets stuck there because he is too afraid to take risks. along the way he finds true feeling and in a love crazed year he marries a woman he barely knows. now he lives with her and their cat, and worries about bills, friends, whether he really makes her happy, and when exactly the new season of walking dead starts.
great story, right? i mean, sure, it's a little sad, but we've all heard fifteen just like it. that is my life, nothing awful, nothing great, just mine. if you're interested, feel free to ride along and bask in my... mediocrity. who knows, maybe we will discover something not quite so mediocre after all.
until then,
good day.
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